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The Problem With Anime


This is an issue I have long struggled with.  My complete and total disregard for any type of anime that doesn’t involve either giant robots, demons, or katanas.  And my complete and total hatred for main characters who are just… dumbasses.

Case in point, Naruto.  Do I enjoy it?  Yes.  But is Naruto Uzumaki (I don’t even give a shit if I spelled that right) a good main character?  Some people would say yes.  I on the other hand call him an ass.  And a stupid one at that.

The Negotiator is so badass he doesnt even need memories to pilot his mecha.

The Negotiator is so badass he doesn't even need memories to pilot his mecha.

Crap like Initial D, Prince of Tennis, and whatever the f*ck Tenchi Muyo is, makes me want to lick a sumo wrestler’s taint to get the taste out of my mouth.  But yet, I like Big O, Battle of the Planets, SOME of the Gundam series (if you like G Gundam, kill yourself.  It will save the genepool later), and Bleach.

Now even with all my tastes for the obscure, I will NOT delve any deeper into anime than I have already, simply for one reason:  cosplayers.

Scared yet?  I actually had to upload this.  Pity me.

Scared yet? I actually had to upload this. Pity me.

I wouldn’t have such an issue with cosplay if we didn’t have to be exposed to either just awful costumes, people who just straight up shouldn’t even be dressing up, or (god help me) furries.  Yeah, I went there.  And if you’re a furry, I’m sorry for you.  I just can’t imagine myself wanting to get raped by Sonic.  Or Tails.  Or any animal for that reason.

I wish I had the cure for what ails me on anime, because all that comes from Japan isn’t bad.  I like their games, Yugioh, and even the whole gothic lolita thing.  But when your friend wants to watch something with tentacles in it, just bake him a delicious pie, then take a big steaming crap all over it.  He’ll get the picture.

Discuss.

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Categories: Humor, Japan, Movie, Sci-fi, TV
  1. October 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    You realise my retort shall be epic.

    • 5yphon
      October 20, 2009 at 9:11 pm

      Epic!

  2. jettwinlock
    October 20, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    I’ll let you handle this one Master Zombie.

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