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5yphon’s New Year Resolutions

I have taken this week off from the blog to reflect on what I need to change in this new time fraction.  What follows are what I am going to actively work onm this year…

1.  I resolve to really, really, try not to make fun of the following groups of people:  furries, shadow priests, ninja looters, nudists over the age of 50, people who look down on people who watch dubbed anime, bad cosplayers, the French, and anybody named Roger.  And this year I mean it!

Yep. Furries, you can sleep well at night. I will no longer haunt you. Maybe...

2.  I resolve to play less WoW.  Really.

3.  I resolve to give my daughter less obscure toys.  (Ex.  Great Cthulhu plushes, fuzzy d20s, Ewoks)

4.  I resolve to watch more television that is not on my DVR.  Yes, that means you “V”.

5.  I resolve to lose weight.  Without the use of a Wii Fit.

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  1. Kahsha
    January 11, 2010 at 2:49 am

    haha – best of luck!

  2. jettwinlock
    January 11, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    I should resolve to finish something I started before starting some else.

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